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sleeplessnightsofthinking:

thenimbus:

presidentobarna:

crazyress:

snortrax:

mamashortstack:

hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX

OH M Y GOD

THIS IS MY SONG

SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD

THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

THIS IS REALLY GOOD

watch out for my body rolls watch out for my body rolls
fuck it’s way catchier than i want it to be

Goddammit

mysticmoonhigh:

Fallen Angels and Rising DemonsDean Winchester plays games online; no, he’s not a dork. Yeah, some of them may have *some* affiliation with dungeons and dragons, so sue him. When somebody offers to pay him to play a new game, “Angel/Demon Allies”, it takes an unexpected turn when he’s paired with a random angel.He has no choice in his partnership, and worst of all, he can’t play alone. That means that to keep his extra income,he has to get along with this “blue-eyed-fallen-angel”.

In doing so, he might end up with more than he expected.

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Status: Complete (21/21 chapters)

Word Count: 70,296

Author: MysticMoonhigh (tumblr)

I got sent to my room before I could get dinner tonight.

My sister and my dad where talking about what to watch while eating. My dad suggested Brain Games but my sister wanted to continue watching the chick flick (can’t remember the name) she had on. My dad says “well that’s boring.” My sister and my mom replay back with “you’re not a girl so you don’t understand it.” I intervene saying “you don’t have to be female to enjoy certain movies.” My dad takes my plate and sends me to my room.

After they all got dinner, my dad comes in and tells me that I need to behave and such. He says “we will continue to engage in friendly banter and not stop using stereotypes you understand that?” I have to reply with a yes (for fear of getting in more trouble other wise) and he leaves after telling me I can come out and have dinner once I can engage in friendly banter.


I haven’t left my room yet and I’m not hungry anymore. I’m tired of my family treating me like the one in the wrong.

treblesketch-abscond:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

Omg he looks like he’s like blowing his cheeks out oh my gosh I can’t handle the cute!!!!

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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transdimensionalboundaries:

transdimensionalboundaries:

Cheap $15 binding. This is a power core compression bra by C9 at target. I am a B cup but my roomie who is a D cup uses is too and it works ok for him

My name is Alexander O’Brien. I am the OP [source] in this post. If everyone who reblogged the original post donated just 1 dollar I could afford my top surgery. Over 7 thousand people reblogged that post… my surgery only costs $6000 plus travel/medicine/cost of living.

I am trying to save up money for surgery on my own to get my chest reconstructed to reflect a male chest but it is slow going.. I so far have $500 but I need $7,000 min (surgery cost + rent and living costs during recovery). I do work full time at Lowe’s and put away all the money that I can. In addition I plan to save most if not all of next year’s tax returns so that should add close to $1000. I just could use a little help.

I do want to get surgery sooner rather then later for one big reason, otherwise I could wait. My fiancee and I want to get married. But we can’t get married until I am legally male if we intend to get a marriage that is legally recognized in all 50 states and by the federal government. And to become legally male I need an “irreversible” surgery. So please, if you could, consider donating to help support my savings goal! :) We would be eternally grateful to any and all contributions to our goal.

**NOTE: Should I happen to exceed my goal for top surgery I promise to donate the surplus to another guy (or guys) in need of surgery. Regardless of if I exceed my goal, I plan to pay it forward and donate to guys once I am post op. **

Go Fund Me 

Please consider liking my Facebook Page and giving it a share as well. :D  

*If gofundme does not work for you, I also have paypal set up at thelittledalekthatcould@gmail.com

PROGRESS SO FAR: I have $674 currently in savings intended to be used for surgery that I have saved on my own. I have also received $340 in donations. So that is $1014 out of $7000. so roughly 15% of my goal. 

This is the lovely couple you will be supporting. We have been together a total of 4 years and have know each other for 10+ years. She makes me incredibly happy and I can not wait to hold her hand as we pledge to each other and to our families that we will do right be each other for the rest of our lives.

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Then here is us after spending hours finishing this puzzle together. :D

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So I was sitting down at the table for breakfast and I commented on how pale the muffins look. My sister says “they are good looking muffins” and my mom says that “they don’t have time to go out and tan.” I reply back with “I’m not saying there is anything wrong with their paleness just that they are pale.” My dad warns me to stop (stop what exactly idk). My sister than throws out “stop being so racist again the muffins.” That made me mad, and instead on shrinking and just eating my food I reply with “racism is not a joke.” And guess what, my dad got mad at me and I got sent to my room.

I’m tired of getting punished for standing up and defending things.

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